Sunday, 1 April 2012

Turner Contemporary Set to be First Venue to Perform Gay Marriage


The prestigious Kent art gallery set to be Kent’s newest marriage venue has announced today that it hopes to the first in the UK to hold a same sex marriage.

Two local artists Bill below (whose erotic pictures are soon to go on display in the gallery) and Andy above hope to be the first to tie the knot.
Vicki, gallery director, below, said. “This had been a very artistic affair”



13 comments:

  1. Congratulations I assume Roger Gale has not been invited

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  2. Not sure this is a good career move for the Turner, unless they are hoping to attract crowds from Brighton, and I shall certainly be striking it off my summer visits list.

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  3. I live in Birchington and as yet I have not visited The Turner. If this does happen I never will.

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  4. anon 03:55 I doubt you were awake that early planing a visit to the Turner. I dont think it will affect Thanet in any way. If Gay Marraige becomes law the Turner wont be the only place and dont forget if you are straight and they get a licence you can marry there so dont use this as an excuse not to visit, admit it you were never going to anyway.

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  5. Hmmm.today being April Ist........

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    1. There's some very gullible people in Thanet.

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  6. Haha!April fooled!Never heard Victoria being "Vicky"and they don't show "Local Artist's!Haha!

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  7. I think the Thanet online homobphobes are too think to realise that they are the only real minority

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    1. That doesn't even make sense grammatically.

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    2. Explanation of 'too think' please 0h ye of the 1.5% minority of superior minds.

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  8. Could someone please explain why Tdc and turner centre refer to tracey emin coming home to margate?
    she was born in CROYDON !!

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    1. So? I was born in Westminster, but after living in Thanet / Herne Bay for the past 27 years I regard the place as my home.

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  9. Please don't associate foul mouth with Margit.
    Thank You.

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