Sunday, 2 December 2012

MacDonald’s for greasy old men, a Sunday ramble and a few tips on surviving the modern world.


Once again I have been savouring the wonderful world of shopping, it is at this time of year I have to admit to wistful thoughts about being gay, in my family I am totally outnumbered by the fairer sex.

Westwood Cross is undoubtedly a fantastic place, although the phantasy it engenders in me tend towards ingénues that suddenly develop long sharp teeth, or who play tunes that make all the sailors jump ship.

A relatively short time watching the great glass elevaror in Primark and I wandered off to survey the artist’s materials in Hobbycraft, with a view to a later online purchase.

One of the wonderful things about having children is that periodically one has no option but to visit MacDonald’s, this process, children coating themselves – internally and externally – with grease, inhaling balloon helium to produce the reciprocal of THE VOICE and so on takes about an hour.

I order burger and chips black coffee and the sachets of real milk they keep in fridge, for mediocre tea, grab a large amount of tissues and find a seat looking into the eatery.

I then eat the burger and chips leaving my hands coated in grease, spill some of the coffee on the table and use it and the tissues to remove the grease from my hands, add the milk to the rest and sketch the inside of the eatery while drinking the coffee. Their coffee is much better than one would expect keeps hot in the cardboard cup for ages, the only danger being using the UHT mil provided. 

Meanwhile back at the ranch – on the other hand four fingers and a thumb – out in The Range you can buy original paintings, very well executed – presumably by oriental children, which while all being the same are also different.

I once thought I would always prefer having a picture on the wall that was a less good original, than a print of a masterwork, now I am not so sure.   

It certainly gives rise in me to a few thoughts about what art may be, I would have said painted by hand on canvas with acrylic paint and looking reasonably attractive qualified up until today.


There may be added rambling later on.   

2 comments:

  1. I like a Mcdonalds every now and again but I cant stand WX

    ReplyDelete
  2. These are really fantastic ideas in concerning blogging.
    You have touched some fastidious factors here. Any way keep up wrinting.
    Take a look at my blog post ; medi-weightloss clinics

    ReplyDelete

Please note comments that may be libellous, comments that may be construed as offensive, anonymous derogatory comments about real people, comments baiting internet trolls, comments saying that an anonymous comment was made by a named real person, boring comments and spam comments, comments in CAPs will be deleted. Playground stuff like calling real people by their time stamp or surname alone, referring to groups as gangs, old duffers and so on will result in deletion. Comment that may be construed as offensive to minority groups is not allowed here either, so think before you write it, remember that the internet is a public place, that it is very difficult to be truly anonymous and that everyone who uses it leaves a trail of some sort. Also note the facility to leave anonymous comment will be turned of during periods when I am unable to monitor comment, this will not affect people commenting who are signed on to their blogger accounts. When things are particularly difficult on the commercial spam front I may turn comment moderation on for periods.

If you feel that someone has left a comment that is offensive and directed at you personally please email me (link on the sidebar) asking to have it removed, you will need to tell which post and the date and timestamp of the offending comment. Please do not reply to the offending comment as I will assume you continuing the dialogue as meaning that you want the comments left there.