Sorry about the gap I don’t think blogger likes my encoding, table of who’s who below.
Portfolio | Cabinet Member | Shadow Cabinet Member |
Finance and Corporate Services (also includes communications and policy, procurement and audit) | Cllr. Bob Bayford | Cllr. Richard Nicholson |
Regeneration and Economic Development (includes the Margate Renewal Partnership, asset management, strategic planning and the Port of Ramsgate) | Cllr. Roger Latchford | Cllr. Alan Poole |
Customer Services, Regulatory Services and Ramsgate Marina (includes IT services, revenues and benefits, planning enforcement and applications, licensing, land charges and general estate management) | Cllr. Simon Moores | Cllr. Linda Aldred |
Community Services (includes council housing, strategic housing, housing need and homelessness, housing renewal, private sector housing, community safety and environmental health) | Cllr. Chris Wells | Cllr. Iris Johnston |
Environmental Services (includes waste collection, recycling, street cleaning, public toilets, parking, parks, allotments, cemeteries and crematorium, sports development, arts development, museums, foreshores, Thanet Coast Project, indoor and outdoor leisure, play services, tourism, events and Environmental Action Programme) | Cllr. Martin Wise | Cllr. John Watkins |
The new element, Governmentium (Gv),has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons,and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a norma lhalf-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of th eassistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element thatradiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Unfortunately the directors don't get shuffled and they are the ones with the purse strings. They are the ones who proposed the EKO LLP which has now cost the local taxpayer over £600,000 which is all real money and could have been spent to benefit the local taxpayer, not forgetting we still have £2 million outstanding to find in 2011/12. Director of finance my a*** more like chairman of toytown bank.
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